If I lay here, If I just lay here Would you lie with me And just forget the world Forget what you're told Before we get too old Show me a garden That's bursting into life
A soldier and his squirrel.
Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.
Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!
Be still my beating heart.
oommmgggg, precious.
- me: *saves videogame*
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Women Don't Have Pores →
Accurate to real life. Women make up only 1/6 of the human population, don’t sweat, and have no pores. Instead, we cool ourselves off by panting.
Real talk, tho, this refusal by companies to depict us as anything other than unblemished porcelain dolls is super gross and weird. We bleed, have pores, sweat, get dirty, have scars, and get bags under our eyes just like the rest. Stop depicting women as only existing within only an incredibly narrow standard of beauty.
Very good point. I knew something was bugging me about Stella and the Mystery Lady, and couldn’t put my finger on it until now. I’m also disturbed by the amount of older males, but no older females. And the apparent lack of a mother figure for Noctis, though his father is featured prominently (Final Fantasy has always had a problem with mothers). I’d really like to see more realistic-looking women, and older women, in these games. The porcelain doll look is actually a bit off-putting, because they start hitting the uncanny valley.
Just the other day I was thinking about the lack of older women — I really prefer it when the FF casts span a larger age range than 18- to 22-year-olds (FF4 being especially good in this regard and FF8 being especially bad), so it’s nice to see some older dudes in the mix for FF15, but I’m not sure FF has ever had any middle-aged or elderly women in their main casts, and that bums me out.
JK Rowling created seven Horcruxes. She put a part of her soul in every book and now her books will live forever
-Stephen King (via howtedmethiswife)
How else do you explain Dumbledore, Snape, Fred, Lupid, Tonks, Hedwig, and Dobby?
(via vikingplumb)
I just fucking lost my shit.
(via connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple)
imadra-blue said: Het content doesn’t bother me! I just don’t write it personally, but I’ll read it. Links to your work? :D
My Karasu/Fukurou fic: http://archiveofourown.org/works/406384 — sorry for the delay, I had to work up the nerve, haha. -_-;;; I also still need to send you more Karasu/Fukurou doujinshi scans — I was in the process of saving them down from huge TIF files and then got totally sidetracked.
nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic:
omg Barbie you left the seat up
JESUS BARBIE.
Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them!
Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?
It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/
BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??
hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!
what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!
omg Barbie pink and brown really
you are supposed to be a fashion iconBarbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE
Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue
is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom
That’s a really tiny tub.
That mirror doesn’t even have a frame!
Barbie, you should really prepare food in a more sanitary environment, like the kitchen. You’ll find it easier to prepare and cook the food. So bring the corpses there. Really, Barbie, don’t be so uncivilized. Hannibal Lecter will be disappointed.
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