If I lay here, If I just lay here Would you lie with me And just forget the world Forget what you're told Before we get too old Show me a garden That's bursting into life
Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.
Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!
Be still my beating heart.
- me: *saves videogame*
- me: did i save
JK Rowling created seven Horcruxes. She put a part of her soul in every book and now her books will live forever
-Stephen King (via howtedmethiswife)
How else do you explain Dumbledore, Snape, Fred, Lupid, Tonks, Hedwig, and Dobby?
I just fucking lost my shit.
- imadra-blue said: Het content doesn’t bother me! I just don’t write it personally, but I’ll read it. Links to your work? :D
My Karasu/Fukurou fic: http://archiveofourown.org/works/406384 — sorry for the delay, I had to work up the nerve, haha. -_-;;; I also still need to send you more Karasu/Fukurou doujinshi scans — I was in the process of saving them down from huge TIF files and then got totally sidetracked.
omg Barbie you left the seat up
Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them!
Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?
It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/
BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??
hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!
what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!
And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!
omg Barbie pink and brown really
you are supposed to be a fashion icon
Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE
Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue
is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom
That’s a really tiny tub.
That mirror doesn’t even have a frame!
Barbie, you should really prepare food in a more sanitary environment, like the kitchen. You’ll find it easier to prepare and cook the food. So bring the corpses there. Really, Barbie, don’t be so uncivilized. Hannibal Lecter will be disappointed.
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